From earlier today...
- My Dad: So, would it be tacky of me to wish you a happy fourth of July?
- British Neighbor: Haha, it's fine, we lost the war. No worries, though. These days, we're making up for it by stealing the hearts of your women.
London was amazing, but my time there has helped me to realize that America truly is the land of the free. Free wifi, free public bathrooms, free refills at restaurants—it’s good to be home.